"Hemorrhoids!" Ow ! Ow !, another beautiful song from the pen of Ted Pillman ! This goes out to long time comedy legend PHYLLIS DILLER. She loves wacky humor. We've loved Phillis for a many years. Teds got Hems like golf balls ! Ted suffers from HEMMORHOIDS, CONSTIPATION, ASS BLASTS, FARTS, OILY DISCHARGE, and wears ADULT DIAPERS . Ted takes PREPARATION H, ANUSOL, TUCKS, and HOT TUB BATHS. As in the song , the hassle of Hemorrhoids really sucks. ...
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March 31st, 2009 at 6:08 am
Looks like hemoroids are the least of your problems.
March 31st, 2009 at 6:08 am
gay
March 31st, 2009 at 6:08 am
I heard Wayne Newton sang this song at the Sahara in Vegas last saturday night,that plagiarizing son of a bitch
March 31st, 2009 at 6:08 am
oh this suks , dont you know that ted is a professional jazz singer playing a bum ? —–> like red buttons said —-> ” dont work blue , you’ll go nowhere ” ..
March 31st, 2009 at 6:08 am
I thank you for your comment. You’re the greatest ! Ted would love to do a duet
with you. Maybe one of Ted’s 4 new ones !
March 31st, 2009 at 6:08 am
I’m an endurance cyclist and am having troubles with my keister. I typed in my ailment, saw this, and was laughing so hard that I blew another gasket. Bravo!
March 31st, 2009 at 6:08 am
I have to push my intestines back up every time a go, and my balls always hang in the water, thats real pain!
March 31st, 2009 at 6:08 am
I wish this guy was my Dad
March 31st, 2009 at 6:08 am
I had hemorrhoids surgery and ow ow ow
March 31st, 2009 at 6:08 am
Ladies and Gentlemen. I would like to introduce to you one of the greatest singers in the business today. Please welcome Mr. Ted Pillman! singing his newest hit song….
March 31st, 2009 at 6:08 am
A Carmen Miranda beat, with an old alkie
who’s singing about hemorrhoids. Quite a
combination. That’s what makes America great !
March 31st, 2009 at 6:08 am
faggots
March 31st, 2009 at 6:08 am
I’m sitting on the same problem. I’m also
using a product called Tucks. Ow !
March 31st, 2009 at 6:08 am
All we need is Carmen Miranda shaking along
with Ted’s Hemorrhoid Samba !
March 31st, 2009 at 6:08 am
This is cute ! I like the samba beat !
Ted has that miserable look on his
dirty face.