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“HEMORRHOIDS ! “(samba) Mr. oily discharge Ted Pillman

Tue, Mar 31, 2009

Hemorrhoid Help

"Hemorrhoids!" Ow ! Ow !, another beautiful song from the pen of Ted Pillman ! This goes out to long time comedy legend PHYLLIS DILLER. She loves wacky humor. We've loved Phillis for a many years. Teds got Hems like golf balls ! Ted suffers from HEMMORHOIDS, CONSTIPATION, ASS BLASTS, FARTS, OILY DISCHARGE, and wears ADULT DIAPERS . Ted takes PREPARATION H, ANUSOL, TUCKS, and HOT TUB BATHS. As in the song , the hassle of Hemorrhoids really sucks. ...

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15 Comments For This Post

  1. amymadonia Says:

    Looks like hemoroids are the least of your problems.

  2. zee339 Says:

    gay

  3. ButtBreathersUnited Says:

    I heard Wayne Newton sang this song at the Sahara in Vegas last saturday night,that plagiarizing son of a bitch

  4. GodfreRayKing Says:

    oh this suks , dont you know that ted is a professional jazz singer playing a bum ? —–> like red buttons said —-> ” dont work blue , you’ll go nowhere ” ..

  5. branstonA Says:

    I thank you for your comment. You’re the greatest ! Ted would love to do a duet
    with you. Maybe one of Ted’s 4 new ones !

  6. Oniversal Says:

    I’m an endurance cyclist and am having troubles with my keister. I typed in my ailment, saw this, and was laughing so hard that I blew another gasket. Bravo!

  7. killgreed Says:

    I have to push my intestines back up every time a go, and my balls always hang in the water, thats real pain!

  8. shraynor Says:

    I wish this guy was my Dad

  9. matuszak1 Says:

    I had hemorrhoids surgery and ow ow ow

  10. T0NYBENNETT Says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen. I would like to introduce to you one of the greatest singers in the business today. Please welcome Mr. Ted Pillman! singing his newest hit song….

  11. rossalbers Says:

    A Carmen Miranda beat, with an old alkie
    who’s singing about hemorrhoids. Quite a
    combination. That’s what makes America great !

  12. justinface22 Says:

    faggots

  13. leavesautumn Says:

    I’m sitting on the same problem. I’m also
    using a product called Tucks. Ow !

  14. koenigjohn Says:

    All we need is Carmen Miranda shaking along
    with Ted’s Hemorrhoid Samba !

  15. fierochris Says:

    This is cute ! I like the samba beat !
    Ted has that miserable look on his
    dirty face.

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