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Hissy Fit Now With Subtitles (Annotations) German Spaz Has Hemorrhoids!

Wed, Apr 8, 2009

Hemorrhoid Help

***Work In Progress*** Spazzy German kid develops hemorrhoids from sitting on his cold computer chair, and then seeks some medical aid from his beloved mummwa with the miracle healing salve, but hes not out of the woods just yet..

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25 Comments For This Post

  1. JohnnyDope Says:

    How dared they bought him a PC.. =0

  2. ch0c0lateroollZzz Says:

    BRILLIANT! I laugh alot ^)

  3. sparkiecp Says:

    ive never heard a german

  4. RatedXpk3rz Says:

    I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING!!!! HAHAHA! U deserve a sub!

  5. UberToober Says:

    Keep in mind these subtitles are nowhere near to factual reference. There should be several other videos on youtube that have the actual words, But watch out, as there is people who try to seem like they know what he is saying, While I’m hoping people understand mine is just in good fun and not fact based.

    Essentially he is playing Unreal Tournament and he is getting destroyed, waiting for it to load, telling people to eat his “melted shit”, or giggling away blissfullyat shooting assault rifles

  6. pureiced Says:

    does anyone accually know wat hes saying?

  7. pureiced Says:

    hahaha i noticed it :P

  8. UberToober Says:

    haha, the least obvious thing in the movie. On some slow computers it doesn’t even show up.
    If I made one person laugh, then I’ve done my job. Thanks :)

  9. anime636 Says:

    i actualy laughed so hard at the fart fart fart like a retard that i farted

  10. villeluver666 Says:

    this probably wouldnt be as funny if it wasnt in another language XD

  11. javidon Says:

    FAKE

  12. thandwich Says:

    lol 1:08 to 1:11….

  13. convertakill2max Says:

    LOL AHAHHAAH FUNNY SHIT!!!!

  14. ajhodge Says:

    i must have pissed my pants twice lol i wanna meet this kid and does anyone know the answers to these questions hy was he being recorded a nd did his parents beat him and is there another

  15. UberToober Says:

    Yes, you burnt my ass good. Way to just target random people considering there is probably 50+ users posting the exact same video on this website. maybe you should go drop the same A class bomb you just used on myself. I dont watch Springer actually, and in this situation, my family tree is irrelivant. Figures stupid ass shit would someone who admires Brookers, Why dont you stop lipsync, get that dick out of your ass, and come back to me when you have some better material. Nice try bud.

  16. EStop1 Says:

    You think this is great, Huh? You must be a big Jerry Springer fan. Not many branches in your family tree, are there? You needn’t reply, because I won’t be back. BFAH

  17. Wishyouwerehere080 Says:

    this is sooooo mean

  18. hunglikeabungeecord Says:

    wonder what he would do if he owned an ipod:-I

  19. UberToober Says:

    I dont understand how that made any sense. But apparently it happened, Its obviously not him turning on his webcam, then destroying everything, and doing it with a straight face.

    Ever heard of a leak? Simple. Everything has another side.

  20. Iwatchtrek Says:

    Yeah… I’m sure theyd let him have access to a computer and all sorts of shit to the point where theyd be able to use a webcam.

    I also like how his parents put the footage all over the internet to.

  21. UberToober Says:

    Cause you know it has to be him turning the webcam on right? Not his parents or anything…. so they can show it to the psychiatrist. Think, Then post, thanks ;D

  22. Iwatchtrek Says:

    You guys are dumb.
    As if he would just randomly happen to have his webcam on when he gets really pissed off, yeah, thats the crackerjack.

  23. lazerbeans Says:

    Lol! Or worse?!

  24. lazerbeans Says:

    if this guy follows a career in politics, we’re doomed.

  25. marthice Says:

    Poor keyboard…

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